I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.
I can’t believe this happened to me.
My list of Fandoms:
Hetalia, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Disney animation, Adventure time, Rocky Horror, Beatles, Tomska, AmazingPhil, danisnotonfire, slomozovo, OMFGIt'sJackandDean, charlieissocoolike, etc. If you have a question, just click my ask labeled "U has question?" Now, please be apro-pro, nothing naughty, you silly ducklings!
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
It took me a couple of seconds to realise this was not, in fact, a stick riding valiantly through the water. But whatever; go forth, mighty stick! Conquer your dreams.
Ah yes my coat will be ready soon
me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture
GODDAMIT MR NOODLE